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Porn Links Bra SaleswomanPosted on: January 27, 2012 What's in that huge suitcase Linsey's lugging? You're in luck. Linsey is selling bras and sexy lingerie door-to-door. (Only in LinseysWorld, eh?) Please help her out. She needs support, like a good bra provides. Maybe you have a wife, a girlfriend or someone like that you could give a bra to as a gift? But wait. Let Linsey display some, using her own boobs to show the quality and the cut. Linsey is not the kind of person to make a sale just for the money. She takes pride in her products. "I have a very hard time finding bras that fit," Linsey has told us about her own needs. "I usually have to have them made. I can't just walk into a store and pick something off the shelf. I buy my bras at Rigby & Peller, the most famous bra store in England. They make all of Queen Elizabeth's bras, too." This is the ultimate Linsey lingerie and bra show. Linsey's goal is to give everyone giant hard-ons with this video and she succeeds...once again. 
Growth Spurting 2Posted on: January 26, 2012 Craig emails: "Thanks for putting up that vast set Growth Spurt. It was at that time when Linsey was at her absolute peak." This pictorial was produced during that same time and has never been posted on LinseysWorld. Those with a passion for minute detail (and there are many Linsey fans who remember changes in hair styles and the like) will notice that Linsey is wearing the same watch and ring on her left hand and bracelet on her right wrist as the photo set published in January 2000 V-Mag ("Huge Changes") and Holiday '99 SCORE but has taken off the ring on her right hand. She is also wearing different nail polish. 
Country GirlPosted on: January 25, 2012 "You're a stranger to Croyden County, ain't ya, Mister? What's in the suitcase? Bra samples! Mmm, nuthin' a decent gal could wear. Well, Goober's fillin' station ain't open until 6am so you're a'gonna have to spend the night here. In the morning, I can run you over and get your tire fixed. Now, I hope you don't mind none but we got a right small place here. So you're gonna have ta sleep in my daughter Linsey's room. Don't mind her none'. That young'un can go on all night a'chatting. She just loves to meet strangers. Gotta warn ya, she done like to talk a lot of that thar sexy stuff. Ah guess it's because thar ain't much to do 'round these parts so mebbe she can get a little perky when she meets a new face. It's all I can do to keep those farm hands offen her when I got my back turned, 'cause she done got the biggest taters in Croyden County and she sure do like to show them off. I've had to pepper my share of backsides with buckshot from old Betsy here, y'know. Now I gotta warn ya that the walls are right thin and I sleep next door. So I don't wanna hear any monkey business or you, me and Betsy here are gonna have a meetin'. So you go right on up and knock on Linsey's door. She'll be right pleased for the company tonight. Sleep tight and the outhouse is to the right. If you need anything, just holler." 
Secret AgentPosted on: January 24, 2012 Certain phrases must be said. The spybook demands them. "Are you horny, baby?" That's one. "Groovy, baby!" That's two. "It's shaggedelic!" That's three. And that's enough, with the possible exception of "Spy ring busted!" Linsey makes Modesty Blaise, Agent 99, cunt Galore, Mrs. Peel and the Girl From U.N.C.L.E. look like anorexic fashion models. She's fully Licensed to Jill and also Licensed to Spill...over. Austin Powers himself would be polishing his automatic while spying on Linsey. Is her brassiere wired? What is the secret of spy bust cream? Is Linsey real or is she an evil Fembot under the control of Ernst Stavro Blow-Fellows? And is her cocked gun really molded from James Bond's dangling participle? Today you will see what British spies really do when they're under surveillance. All of these questions and much more will be answered in: Linsey Dawn McKenzie Secret Agent! 
BarnstormerPosted on: January 23, 2012 This pictorial inspired the phrase "making hay." There are farmers' daughters in England, too, not just in North America. And there is no hotter, sexier farmer's daughter than Linsey who is perfectly outfitted in her Daizey Dukes denim shorts and country girl scooped blouse. Okay, maybe the average farmer's daughter doesn't wear stripper fuck-shoes when she feeds the chickens. But they do here. We have yet to see a farmer's daughter with a rack as curvy and busty as LDM's. Maybe when the cows come home. 
What's Cookin'?Posted on: January 20, 2012 This is one of those pictorials that really shows off Linsey's prowess and pure, natural sexuality. How many have visualized Linsey in the kitchen, wearing only an apron and fuck-shoes? Wouldn't that be nice to come home to? You wouldn't get to bed until 4am. This kitchen has little in the way of food, except for an energy bar Linsey puts in her mouth. And LDM has no interest in getting wet & messy and covering her body in food stuffs. No, her interest was in twisting and turning and showing off her hooters from every possible angle on the counter top. If you can think of a girl with greater pose-ability, balance and flexibility, than Linsey, we'd like to meet her. 
Linsey AnimePosted on: January 19, 2012 Forget those little Asian waifs, like the girl in "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" and "Sailor Moon". We want a big-breasted anime gal who can romp through Tokyo like Godzilla, swinging her massive domes of doom! Tifa Lockhart with ginormous titties. Such is the anime character we would create, using spandex-killer Linsey Dawn McKenzie McKenzie and her enormous, powerful globes of destruction. The hell with Manga, we want hanga, our new slang for the kind of hangers Linsey has stuffed up inside that tight little halter top of hers this week. Odd things happen in all those crazy, cartoon flicks that come out of Asia. Pencils turn into giant, three-headed squid. Rabbits morph into virile, superhung studs. 
The Fuck MachinePosted on: January 18, 2012 There's an odd man who makes strange, bizarre devices out of motors, crankshafts, vibrators and dildos, like something from a David Cronenberg movie (Dead Ringers, Videodrome). He calls his enterprise "Ken's Twisted Mind." One of his nefarious machines has found its way into Linsey's lab and she's not shy about wanting to strap it on or take the credit for inventing it. "The Fuck Machine!," LDM triumphantly calls it. "I get fucked by my invention," Linsey announces. The mind boggles. "All I need now is to get naked." Linsey warms up with a striptease, thankfully removing her bulky clothes. Then she wets the veiny rubber cock with her mouth before turning it on. Noisy bugger, that thing is. It sounds like a broken water pump. Playing with the controller, Linsey can vary the motor from slow to ramming speed. It fucks her boobs, then she massages her clitty with it. Linsey has to take it slow with this mechanical monster. Her tight twat can't handle too much of it too fast inside of her. One thing is for certain. This robotic dick can't replace a real cock for Linsey. (Robocock courtesy KensTwistedMind.com) 
Cleaning TimePosted on: January 17, 2012 Okay, here's the all-time #1 wet-dream, day-dream, fantasy every Linsey fan has had for years. After a hard day of taking shit from your co-workers, clients, bosses and even the delivery man, you come home to the sight of Linsey standing in the kitchen, dressed in just her sexy tight top and mini-skirt. She's ready to soothe your brutalized nerves with her massive breasts and juicy, thick-lipped cunt until every drop of your hot ball-batter has been drained with her devoted and horny lovin'. With or without the gloves on! 
Wimbledon Try-OutPosted on: January 16, 2012 Letters To LinseysWorld: 
Surprise DeliveryPosted on: January 13, 2012 Linsey is not working as a warehouse picker at the London headquarters. She is merely posing amidst the storage of precious cargo. Such delightful pulchritude and voluptuousness should not risk breaking a fingernail opening dirty boxes stuffed with stroke magazines. But something has caught her attention. Several boxes of her August 2001 SCORE issue, which features LDM on the "front page," as she likes to call a magazine cover. Ah, that one flew off the shelves of stores in North America and the United Kingdom. That nurse set will never be forgotten. You are indeed a goddess of healing, Linsey. Healing throbbing members with your magic powers. 
Cupid Ain't StupidPosted on: January 12, 2012 Linsey Dawn McKenzie is dressed like a living candy cane because this is all about Valentine's Day this weekend. Who better to deliver a special Valentine treat? None other than the goddess, Linsey Dawn McKenzie. It's magic time and Cherub is slinging his arrow of lust. Writes R.S.: "I would just like to say you are by far the best model ever to grace the magazine pages and the Internet. To take 60 to 70 pictures, week after week after week, is what sets you above the rest. One of your latest sets, Really Built, is very hot. I wish I could comment on a couple pics, but there are too many to count. Very sexy poses. Big ups to you doing what you do for us fans. If you could, will you repost some of your older picture sets? Maybe bring back a couple of "What Cums First" sets? Thank you for everything you have done, and I, along with the rest of your fans, look forward to many more pictures of you and your beautiful body." 
Linsey's Shangri-LaPosted on: January 11, 2012 Shangri-la was a mystical city in the novel Lost Horizons. No one ever got old or ill as long as they lived there. What does this have to do with Linsey? Linsey has made her own personal Shangri-la paradise and she shares it and shares her super-sexy body in this special video shown for the first time ever on LinseysWorld. As Linsey showers nude wearing high heels, in her secret garden of Eden, she talks about her sexual needs and desires. This shower even has a mirror. Her goal in this video was to drive you completely out of your mind and she'll probably succeed, especially when she says to take your rod out and wank for her. No one says the word "tits" the way Linsey says tits. Linsey does what you suspect most women do with their showerheads! And there's more when LDM finishes her shower and retreats to a swinging hammock for some rest and relaxation in her little hide-away. An invitation you can't refuse! 
The Cam GirlPosted on: January 10, 2012 Have you ever wondered what our busty princess would have done if she had a personal web cam and put on monthly peepshows on LinseysWorld? We have, and we're sure that many of you have, also. This video is an example, and a hot one at that, of what Linsey would have been like, live on cam and totally in control of the camera. It's never been seen since the day it was made. Linsey more than surpasses anyone's daydream of her as an "interactive" fantasy Cam Girl. She operates the camera with her own hands, adjusting its position as she checks herself in a nearby monitor. The wide-angle lens also gives it that homemade web look that people seem to enjoy. The result is one of Linsey's most up-close and personal videos ever, as well as being one of her horniest. Hornier and more intimate than many of her previous vids, you question? Impossible, you think! As her own camera operator, Linsey does it right and gets into it. Because she places the lens within arms reach and moves her breasts in so close, you get some superb cunt and nipple action. No toys here as Linsey "flicks the bean" with her fingers close-up, one of her favorite ways to cum. You have never seen Linsey lick her nipple in such tight close-up. You are virtually laying next to Linsey in bed or on top of her! 
In The Army NowPosted on: January 09, 2012 Hi guys, 
Backstage 2004Posted on: January 09, 2012 LDM poses for two LinseysWorld.com photo sets on location in steamy South Florida, one of her favorite places, and the vid-cam captures the afternoon in this behind-the-scenes video. One pictorial is shot by the hot tub ("Bikini World") and the second ("Lusicous Lounger") is on a hammock. We get to see how talented Linsey is at posing...she makes modeling an art form...how she understands the camera so well. Her body is so flexible, we believe she can get into any kind of position. Of course, in a photo set or a video, we don't often get a candid taste of Linsey's generous sense of humor and fun, as well as her funny banter with the photographers and staff. That's what is offered in this rare video, never shown before on LinseysWorld. Check out the bloopers at the end. Linsey could have been a top comedienne in movies and television, we say. As well as the sexiest and most stacked. 
Linsey & AutumnPosted on: January 06, 2012 This one-time-only pairing of Linsey Dawn McKenzie McKenzie and Autumn-Jade was one of SCORE's hottest-selling videos at the time in 1999. This was Linsey's first real girl-on-girl, Autumn's second encounter with a busty SCORE superstar after Chloe Vevrier. The carpet munching and the nipple-to-nipple nuzzling turned the studio into a sauna. The contrast of Linsey, the London club girl and vacation babe, and Autumn, the homegrown Alabama exotic dancer, was perfect. Autumn later returned 20 pounds heavier, and her boobs were much bigger but the two never met again. 
Shower, Dress, Eat, GoPosted on: January 04, 2012 Even the most veteran fans of Linsey Dawn McKenzie will probably not remember this shower video photographed in her flat in London! It's a nice chunk of reality caught on tape. Shot in 1996, Linsey has begun to overpower the big-bust world in one take-down starting with her December, '96 SCORE cover. After her shower, she dresses her incredibly sex body. We see another rare glimpse of her bedroom. (The eagle-eyed with a computer for a brain will recognize the checkered jacket she wears over her tight dress and her white platform heels. She wore them in the London café scene in Linsey Cums of Age.) After dressing, Linsey has a fast breakfast in the kitchen while she waits for her taxi. Then she's off to her photo sessions! 
Bra Terminator 3Posted on: January 03, 2012 "I can't just walk into a store and pick something off the shelf. I buy my bras at Rigby & Peller, the most famous bra store in England. They make all of Queen Elizabeth's bras. I have a very hard time finding bras that fit. I usually have to have them made. Every one of my bras is custom-made. My bras are very expensive, around 100 pounds. But I have no choice if I want to get them custom made. Support is the most important thing. Boneless bras--bras with no underwire--don't do anything for me." 
Photo ShootPosted on: January 02, 2012 One of Linsey's most memorable pictorials due to the sophisticated styling and lighting, especially the use of colored gels, yet never published in a magazine. Four photos were published in the Linsey 2001 calendar included free with Holiday 2000 Voluptuous magazine. Linsey was the covergirl of that issue but no pictorials of her were included. The only British model was a new girl named Kelly who did not seem to spark any electricity with the readers and was certainly no match physically for Linsey. She was by this time the ultimate tit-goddess. 
Linsey & DelilaPosted on: January 02, 2012 Delila was unknown in the States. In fact she was unknown in England, too. She was living in the UK, by way of Casablanca, Morroco, and she was new to nudity when she applied for a modeling assignment. Although she was totally out-gunned by Linsey in the breast-volume category, she had an exotic sexuality and animalistic heat about her that made her very erotic and alluring. Her body was smokin'. If Delila wasn't a belly dancer, she gave off the vibe of one. In this one-off encounter, Delila and Linsey got along...nicely. If this photo set makes you want to be the meat in their girl sandwich, well, you're not alone. We don't know what Delila's doing these days but with a name like that, it's a safe bet that she's a maneater and maneaters always know how to take care of themselves. 
The Fuck CagePosted on: December 30, 2011 Linsey is so mean, nasty and tough in this, she scares the shit out of us. What a bitch! Linsey is standing in a makeshift cage looking ready for action. She's dressed like she's clubbing and has walked into an alley to have a cigarette. Behind her in this weird place are glory holes for guys to put their cocks through. She strips nude down to her heels in record time and talks trash like a nymphomaniac convict. Linsey bangs on the chain-link fence of the cage from the inside with a vibrator and demands sexual attention. She makes her way back to the graffiti-covered wall where two real-looking cock-toys are sticking through the holes. One of them is mouth-level for a kneeling girl and the other is lower. Linsey services both of them orally, licking and sucking the dicks. It looks realistic because the cocks and balls are life-like. After the higher of the cocks shoots a load on her breasts, she moves to the lower cock and puts it between her boobs. She pumps it furiously with her hand until suddenly more spunk is dropping onto her breasts. This video was originally lensed for LinseysWorld and was edited into the DVD Maximum Insertion. This video and The Fuck Machine are the closest to depicting "hardcore" that LDM has done in her solo vids. 
Feet of FuryPosted on: December 28, 2011 A lot of people who know about Linsey don't know that she studied kickboxing in London and is a very accomplished student of the art. Yes, she could fuck your shit up! After a spontaneous demo of her kicking skills, Linsey poses for a locker room pictorial. 
Flying SoloPosted on: December 28, 2011 Linsey begins this vid by reading a Boob Beat column by Elliot James in January 2004 SCORE magazine about her being newly single. The Brit superbabe and her first hub (who did the horizontal cha-cha with her in Ultimate Linsey) have divorced so she's back on the solo scene. What to do now? A quick toying is the answer to all female situations! Linsey bounced back later on because nothing keeps her down for long. 
Linsey In The MatrixxxPosted on: December 27, 2011 What is the Matrixxx? Find out now. It's time to escape this mundane planet with its routines, its boring non-events, its listless atmosphere. Plug yourself into Linsey and escape. Follow her into the Matrixxx. Do exactly as she says. Let LDM be your guide and mistress. Let yourself be transported into her special universe. Anything Linsey thinks and imagines becomes reality for both of you. You won't regret a single second of it. You have nothing to lose and everything to gain. Linsey will tell you what to do first. 
 
  
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