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Porn Links![]() Linsey The NerdPosted on: March 09, 2012 LDM goes from goofy nerd to dolly bird in a fresh mini-movie that the LW crew feels is the best of the year in every way. Linsey will crank your wank! Miss McKenzie comes home from class in her school clothes and she's very upset. "I'm so sick of looking like a dweeb all the time," she cries. "Everybody takes the Mick out of me! [Makes derogatory comments about her.] All the other girls wear fashionable clothes and my mum puts me in green skirts and long socks!" Linsey vows to sex-up her look and her first stop is the closet. We're in for a hard time now! Linsey finds a super-hot short skirt, matching top and high heels and gives us a look. Now she's a piece of totty! Her popsicle licking deserves an award. She could pass any oral examination. Wait until you see how she is on the bed, talking dirty talk and stroking her sexy cunt with her fingers. (No toys today.) Linsey's taking the wrong courses in school. She should be taking phone sex classes. LDM has the rare talent of making you feel like you are the only guy in the room and nowhere is this ability better shown than in this private session. No longer a nerd, Linsey's a winnah, gone from geek to sleek!
Black & White BrabustersPosted on: March 08, 2012 Requests for Linsey's older sets have increased recently. Here, Linsey poses in London on September 29th, 1998 with one of the most famous of all busty models, America's Danni Ashe. Perhaps it's too early to get nostalgic but this pairing, of two of the all-time greatest boob-stars in men's mag history, does inspire nostalgia. Danni posed many times before in England. This was her last photo trip to London and she is in her prime. LDM and Danni had met before, sailing together on Boob Cruise '97, Danni's third and last Cruise. Her concentration then intensified on her own site. (It was sold two years ago in 2004 and re-sold just recently.) An astute, self-taught businesswoman, the media-savvy Danni is arguably the world's most financially successful model (within the adult industry).
Horny Flash BackPosted on: March 07, 2012 Social scientists, women's magazine writers and sexologists claim that females are more turned on by the purple prose of literary sex than by the graphic visuals of videos. They cite the huge sales figures of Harlequin romance novels and similar books as additional proof. "Men watch videos and look at photos in magazines; women like to read about sex," they say. "They prefer to use their imagination more." This new Linsey video shakes this opinion up as LDM watches herself in hardcore action (a trailer tape for Ultimate Linsey). More girls are watching pornos and jacking like guys do. Linsey is quiet during the first half, then gets into the dirty talk everybody loves in the second half.
Peeping TomPosted on: March 06, 2012 Only in the very last photos does Linsey break the "fourth wall" and acknowledge the voyeur in this peeping Tom set. She knows that in its purest form, true voyeurism involves an unsuspecting person being spied on. But here, voyeurism and exhibitionism are intermingled. Linsey, a girl with a spectacular body, leaves her blinds open and exposes her body directly in front of the window, masturbating on a couch in a brightly lit room. It's a game for two. The peeper and the poser. For the voyeur, it's like winning the ultimate jackpot.
Hanging GardenPosted on: March 05, 2012 Hi!
Linsey's 18th BirthdayPosted on: March 05, 2012 The British tabloids have dogged her since she turned 16 while the rest of the world waited until she turned 18 in order to photograph and publish her pictures. Now the cameras are with tender and fresh Linsey Dawn McKenzie McKenzie on the morning of her 18th birthday. She parties with oil and silly string in a can. She bathes and showers. She shakes and gyrates in erotic dancing. The video includes behind the scenes footage of Linsey being body painted for the cover of the collector's edition, December 1996 SCORE magazine, which was Linsey's North American introduction. Her supple skin makes a unique canvas of flesh in the design of a mock tuxedo.
Lace To Lust To LinseyPosted on: March 02, 2012 Linsey can't easily find exciting outifts to hold up her out-of-control boobs. So our staff called Lace To Lust, a great boutique for hot clothes such as clubwear, dancewear and trampware and asked if we could bring England's top model there. Go with LDM behind the dressing room curtains and watch her great modeling show. She went back to the UK with some boner-making clothes. Get a woman hot and bothered by taking her to Lace To Lust, pull out the plastic (we mean a credit card) and let her put on a fashion show for you. When she's picked out the slinky and slutty outfits she wants, she is going to want to wear one right away for you. This is what life is all about: Buying stuff for hot women, blowing all your money on them and spending your golden years eating your neighbors' discarded pizza crusts. Lace To Lust is located at 139 East Oakland Park Boulevard, Fort Lauderdale, Florida, U.S.A. (954) 566-1880. Tell 'em Linsey sent ya
Little Red RaincoatPosted on: March 01, 2012 Here's a retelling of that enchanting fairy tale Little Red Riding Hood for all of you nasty, big, bad, wolves (also known as BBW's). Except there's massive, swelling, rounded cleavage in this version. Her sexy costume is so hot and horny, Linsey doesn't even need to undress. But she does anyway, down to her red slippers, because costumes can only satisfy BBW's for so long. A superhotly dressed Linsey arrives at her granny's place but granny's nowhere to be seen. Little Red Riding Linsey suspects the awful truth. To save her life and keep the wolf from eating her out of house and home, Linsey puts on a private puss-n-boobs show with lubes, creams and prongers. The scheme works. The dirty bastard jacks and Linsey is spared. Do you think the star of her own website is going to be wolfed down like a plate of bangers and mash? This scene is part of the DVD LinseysWorld.
Linsey's Public HousePosted on: February 29, 2012 Another top-shelf video from LDM, doing it all again for you."Had a hard day?" asks proud publican Linsey at her most seductive. "Want a harder night?" Welcome to Linsey's Public House or Linsey's Pub, for short. Did you see the impossibly huge brassiere hanging off the sign outside? Well, you've come to the right place, mate. Here you can down a few pints in homey comfort, personally served by its world-famous owner, Linsey Dawn McKenzie. Her trademark is wearing the sexy strippers' version of a Bavarian beer maiden's costume with white cotton panties underneath. The girl can't help it. "These outfits get so tight!" Linsey moans. Something's brewing. "Fancy a beer?" LDM asks. "We have plenty of it. Or do you fancy something else? Maybe you're hungry." Looks like a big tab is in your future. Start bending your elbow while Linsey licks beer off her nipple. St. Pauli Girl never did that for you.
The Glad HatterPosted on: February 28, 2012 Letters
Linsey's New ToyPosted on: February 27, 2012 Linsey's a rather tight-pussied girl with lovely thick lips and a prominent hood. Try as she might, she wasn't able to get this rubber monster-cock more than a couple of inches, if that, inside her sexy pink slit throughout this photo shoot. Stuffing it in was impossible. The geezer was just too thick and large and would bend under the pressure. Just look at all the incredibly horny contortions she put her beautiful body through during her attempts. Most models would just lay flat on their backs and wail away with a cigarette-sized toy, but not Linsey! She was able to get more into her mouth. The important thing is that Linsey tried and deserves all possible credit on the rude-meter. Our peter-meters went into the red zone studying her gyrations in all of these award-winning pictures!
Never Enough...Posted on: February 24, 2012 London, January, 1998. Too much Linsey is never enough. By this time, Linsey has over one year of "big-girl" modeling experience under her garter belt after her worldwide covergirl debut in December 1996 SCORE. Mr. B.B. of Wisconsin emailed: "I have never been a huge fan of natty's -- just personal preference -- and I never quite understood why everyone was shitting themselves over Merilyn Sakova upon her debut. But slowly and surely, Merilyn has been growing on me and I have finally come around on giving her the respect she's due. Her sex appeal is off the charts, and any shot she does with her fists clenched against her nips pushing up her boobs is sheer beauty. Good call on doing a feature of Merilyn vs the World. I've decided that Merilyn can have her place in the top three natty's of all time. But even with that strong of a showing in a great issue full of natty's, no one can touch LDM. No one will ever be able to either. Linsey Dawn McKenzie is the epitome of beauty in its purest form. She looks like she was touched by the hand of God himself. She is the total package from head to toe. In the picture dictionary, you would find a picture of LDM next to the word "woman." It is truly unfair to the rest of the women in the world who look at Linsey Dawn McKenzie and realize they were facialed by the gene pool. She may not be the G.O.A.T. of SCORE, but as far as natty's go, Linsey rules supreme."
Wet And PinkPosted on: February 23, 2012 Whenever a classic automobile rolls down the street, people stop and gawk. Just like when a stunning, busty woman walks by, anyone with a cock stops to look. That's why cars and women are always in pictures together, because
Going For The GoldPosted on: February 22, 2012 Ah, young Linsey in a photo set, produced shortly after her first "18th Birthday" SCORE pictorial (December 1996). So fresh, so succulent. Six years later, LDM said, "When I first started my career I decided that I was going to take things nice and easy. I was trying to space out my career as much as possible. In the beginning, I was doing bikini work, then I moved on to topless only, then I moved on to nude, and we're talking about a year or so gap between all of these. So I went from topless to nude, to magazine set, to girl/girl, to boy/girl. So I sort of, if you like, wound up the readers and my fans, teased them a lot and then I popped my cherry."
Linsey And Jessica TurnerPosted on: February 21, 2012 Hi guys,
Sex EdPosted on: February 20, 2012 What you're about to see will convince you once and for all that the geeks at the BBC should give Linsey Dawn McKenzie McKenzie her own television sitcom during prime time. Miss McKenzie is a woman of many talents and one of those talents is teaching sex ed classes to girls and women. Today this dedicated educator and researcher will teach these inquisitive, eager minds the basics of female anatomy and feminine sexuality in a frank, adult manner. She demonstrates the fine arts of fellatio, cunnilingus, various forms of sexual intercourse, tit-wanking, female masturbation, the female orgasm and more, helping to produce superior shaggers. Welcome to Class 69. Linsey is outstanding, sexy and funny. Most of her dialogue was improvised. This video finally proves that no one can match Linsey's sense of humor, improvisation and comedy. The scenes with the doll are priceless.
Linsey Cums FirstPosted on: February 16, 2012 A roundtable discussion excerpted from September '03 Voluptuous magazine.
Sofa, Real GoodPosted on: February 16, 2012 Letters to Linsey
Bristol CityPosted on: February 14, 2012 Letters To Linsey:
Boob Batter Up!Posted on: February 13, 2012 Letters to LinseysWorld:
Cat BurglarPosted on: February 13, 2012 You may think your valuables are safe. Linsey will assure you that they are not. No flat is safe from this cat burglar's claws. She'd steal the wool ball from a little kitty! It takes a thief to understand a thief so she remains at large, a shady figure known only in the newspapers and to the Larceny Squad as "The Flat Cat." Boy, did they pick the wrong name! One night, in search of jewels, LDM goes out on the prowl and hits the apartment of some rich dame who's out at a society fundraiser. It looks like Linsey has found a nice pile of swag in one drawer. And something even more interesting to her in another drawer. Maybe she'll stick around the place for a while and try it out for size. No one will be home for a few hours and that bed looks very comfortable. She'll strip out of that camouflage and get comfy. "I think I'll have some time to satisfy myself," Linsey says to herself. "I never take anything I don't need." She runs her wet tongue along the shaft of her filched treasure. "Tastes good. I'm sure they won't mind if I have a little roll around in their bed."
Bubble BoobiesPosted on: February 10, 2012 After laborously and boobaliciously cleaning a tricked-out Acura Integra in the video "Working At The Carwash," Linsey deserved a refreshing soak herself. Auto-eroticism is hard, dirty work, especially in a concrete garage. A little perfumed bubble bath soap goes a long way. A majority of you are estimating if there's enough space in this tub to squeeze in next to Miss McKenzie. "I think I did quite a nice job on that car. I wouldn't mind getting one just like it as a Christmas gift! It should just about fit under my tree!" Linsey said with a yearning in her voice. If Santa gets a massive hernia unloading it in front of her home, so be it.
Leg Sex magazinePosted on: February 10, 2012 Linsey poses for December 2004 Leg Sex magazine at the SCORE Studio. Linsey's sexy gams and sexy feet are often overlooked because her huge boobs took precedence. She was the covergirl in a seven page spread in an issue that is now a collectors' piece.
Red & SheerPosted on: February 09, 2012 An old school chum of Linsey once said: "She was well liked by the teachers and the other pupils. She is quite bubbly and friendly and always acted far older than her years. It can be quite difficult when we go out together because Linsey attracts a lot of attention. Men try to grab her. I'm very protective, but I think she can look after herself. I can't see her getting in any difficult situations and, anyway, she mostly gets nice attention from men. Girls are often more of a problem. They can be quite bitchy and give her horrible looks. I wondered whether it would all go to her head and she would leave her friends behind, but she hasn't."
Linsey's Leggy GardenPosted on: February 07, 2012 Only one girl would wear vintage seamed nylon stockings, a garter belt and high-heeled open-toed shoes to work in the garden. The always fashionable Linsey Dawn McKenzie. "How would you like me to wrap my legs around your neck?" Linsey asks in a slightly dangerous, fully inviting tone of voice. She can't resist showing her shapely arse and bending over to touch her silky smooth legs. Linsey likes to spank her bottom in her videos and she gives herself some firm slaps to the butt in this video also. You know what that means. She carefully leans back on the chair so she can spread her legs wide, getting them up in the air so she can show all of her engorged pudenda and large clitty. That big clit is a sure sign of her strong sexual appetite. LDM's goal is to arouse the hardest erections, heaviest breathing and biggest spunk-a-dunking she can inspire. She's always successful doing that! Linsey finds a brand new use for her stockings during her leg play, doing things with the stretchy fabric that will surprise and excite you to no end.
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